It's the end of the world as we know it

I like too many boys! I mean, it's crazy. JB and JP both live too far away for a reasonable relationship, but I still like them.....

AAUGH!!!

I also am dying on the inside, literally. My stomach is turning hula hoops arounf my ass....I am really, really freaking tired...I got maybe forty-five minutes of sleep last night, and all I want to do is go another few hours without throwing up again. But I don't think that's going to happen....Excuse me, won't you?

Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, and Doc

No, I didn't have to look that up. I also know all the names of Santa's reindeer:

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

I can tell you about a conversation I had on May 15 of 1998 with Eurana Johnson. I learned what seventy less one was really all about. How's that for scary?

I'm great at remembering inane and insane crap. I beat all three of the contestants on Jeopardy! last week. I would have had a score in the high forties. Thousand, that is. Of course, when I play at home, I don't have to worry about ringing in before the other players.

I can remember the actual length of time that Peter Jackson spent filming "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy (fifteen months), but right now I can't tell you where my keys are.

In the beginning....

God create the Heavens and the Earth. Then He created a whole bunch of stuff. Then He created me.

My name is Jessica.

I am a writer.

Yes, I admit it. It's not done professionally, just yet. Right now I work as an admin to a hideously overbearing man who thinks I'm his long-lost daughter or niece or something.

Whatever.

Loves and giggles,

Jess